❒ Born this way ❒ Born to be somebody ✔ Born on my birthday.
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When you hear a old song on the radio…
At first you’re like:I remember this!
As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song!
Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT!
Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like:
<33333333 i really can relate
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Facebook.
when girls have the worst profile picture like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier than you
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
(Source: biggestsmoshfan)
That awkward moment when you’re taking a picture of yourself and someone watches you.
Once they leave:
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS HAHAHAHHA
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IF A PERSON TELLS ME HE HATES HARRY POTTER……
THEN SAYS THEY HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BOOKS, I’M GOING TO GO AVADA KEDAVRA ON THEIR ASS.
And that’s a promise.


















